Kristof the Cashmere Goat lives the good life as the bachelor of his herd and, a few times a year, he generously donates his golden locks to be spun into cozy garments for others to enjoy. While he may seem dainty, his proud ego and prowess is strongly felt, especially when those pesky wolves come around.. However, when he's not protecting his harem, he's actually quite pleasant, except for the time this photo shoot happened since the ranch owner spent 4 hours cleaning him up to perfection - I'd be irked too.